ballin' on a budget

hood rat things (n.): not cute, "better homes" money-saving tricks. undignified, shameless, and hilarious ways of making it on a budget.
budget (n.): accidental cash found in between purchases of steel reserve.


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Whoa it’s been a while! Sorry I’ve been busy trying not to fail out of school and gain 23948 pounds in the process due to preposterous malt liquor intake. Anyway, studying the other day I didn’t have index cards (wildly unnecessary), but I needed flashcards. Solution? Take some paper and rip it up into 16 squares or so, and just use those. Wicked ghetto, you might get some looks, but then again, you probably already do if anyone catches you reading this absurd blog. Enjoy, hood rats :)

Whoa it’s been a while! Sorry I’ve been busy trying not to fail out of school and gain 23948 pounds in the process due to preposterous malt liquor intake. Anyway, studying the other day I didn’t have index cards (wildly unnecessary), but I needed flashcards. Solution? Take some paper and rip it up into 16 squares or so, and just use those. Wicked ghetto, you might get some looks, but then again, you probably already do if anyone catches you reading this absurd blog. Enjoy, hood rats :)



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“ I’ve never seen a tax cut put out a fire. I’ve never seen a tax cut build a bridge. Rep. Barney Frank (D-Mass.)

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be hood, but don’t be a cheap dick. tastefullyoffensive: via

be hood, but don’t be a cheap dick.

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femsass asked: What do hood rats give for holiday presents?

Coupons for favors/IOUs. Examples include: massages, laundry, cooking dinner, running errands. Or make something homemade =) search the DIY tag on tumblr for ideas!



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femsass asked: How does a hood rat go on vacation?

put a chair in the backyard and hope it don’t rain!


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couldn’t have said it better myself. textsfrombennett: Bennett on The McDonald’s Trick™

couldn’t have said it better myself.

textsfrombennett:

Bennett on The McDonald’s Trick™



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Those little packets of salt and pepper that come with the plastic utensils? If you don’t use all of it, just tape it shut so you can reuse it later. What? Sometimes you need salt on your food and if you have your own supply, you’ll never eat bland food again. Or have low blood pressure.

Those little packets of salt and pepper that come with the plastic utensils? If you don’t use all of it, just tape it shut so you can reuse it later. What? Sometimes you need salt on your food and if you have your own supply, you’ll never eat bland food again. Or have low blood pressure.



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Refrigerators are expensive…

…so don’t fix them, just come up with something creative! Like this:

Note the plastic bats and duct tape substituting for the broken shelf. Food stays cold, glass stays intact, and no sweat off anyone’s back. Even though the guys who are the proud owners of this contraption all happen to be engineers, it’s easy enough that I’m going to be bold and say even I could pull this off. Anyone can..that’s why it’s an HRT.